Honen Matsuri, aka Fertility (Penis) Festival. One giant LOL.
My grandma used to cook everything in 2 inches of lard. So i'm making a heart attack. #masterchefau
The real winners of yesterday's challenge were the buttons on Matt Preston's suit - they managed to hold on. #masterchefau
I shouldn't have decided to do a shot every time he says "haka" #masterchefau
Remember at the start of previous seasons, the judges had all been on diets? Not this year. #masterchefau
".. No, positive.."... They're positively a disaster #masterchefau
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